Friday the 13th Fashion Emergency

I'm definitely one for themes, so I had to be a little cheeky with this post.  I couldn't pass up the opportunity to write about fashion inspired by Friday the 13th.  No no, it's nothing to do with Jason, Freddy, or Mike... I've picked some of the worst dressed celebs and ensembles to highlight.  My o my, these people have stylists too, well most, but they at least have a mirror. Who goes out like this?

1: Oh Lindsay! Your tights are hideous. We get it you "designed" them but anyone could take a pair of scissors to tights and call it a day.  Thanks but no thanks, I'll save my money!

2: I love Katy Perry and I'm usually a fan of her sexy pinup-ish look but this is just FUGLY!  The eyes on the boob, not a good look on anyone. And to be honest, not that funny either.  

3: Apparently Carrie got into Paula's wardrobe closet on the set of American Idol.  Everything about this outfit is wrong!  It's her attempt at a Cher ode and is in no way successful.

4: I am always willing to extend grace to the prego ladies. I get it, you're uncomfortable, dressing a new body, and just trying to make it to the due date. But come on M.I.A. other pregnant ladies have attended these red carpet events in style.  I feel like she should have a painted face making balloon animals at a children's bday party.

5: Paula is just on too many substances to get anything right... Oh prescription Paula!

6:  Fashion and style seems to always be a toss up when it comes to Jennifer Hudson.  Maybe take a few notes from Queen Latifah who's spruced up her look.  The awkward semi poplin in the front with a fake half cumber bun just isn't working for a multitude of reasons.  Stick with simplicity and you can't go wrong.

7: I don't hate the jean short look, I just don't understand it for winter.  In the last month and half these leg barring minis have taken over Manhattan, I see them everywhere.  I will boldly say that they are NOT appropriate for the work environment.  I don't care how casual the office just say NO!  

8: I don't even know where to begin with this train wreck.  However I think Christina caught a glimpse of her reflection in the car window which can explain the nauseous look she has!

9:  Pete, really? Jeans tucked into your boots with the fur!?!? I understand that you were probably up late last night with Bronx Moguli for his 3am feeding and didn't get much sleep, but wearing Ashlee's boots to grab coffee. Unfortunately we did notice!

10:  It's really hard for me to burn Rihanna because I truly madly deeply love her and her style.  This romper/jumper onesee just doesn't cut it though.  Not even with her fabulous shoes, trendy hair cut, and incredible set of stems.  Hear me out, I LOVE a jumper but this one just doesn't do anything for the fabulosity that she possesses.  

11: You had to assume that Courtney Love would make it on the list, she is after all the Queen of horribly bad fashion decisions.  Her outfit is a bed version of Madonna in Desperately Seeking Susan and only 20 years late.  Thanks Courtney for being so reliable!

12:  Kelly, You've worked so hard to get your body to look as incredible as it does.  You have the smallest waist ever and this outfit does nothing for it.  A dickie with an unattached hoodie!?!?!

13: I love Drew.  Over the last few years she has really grown into her style and fashion in a mature and age appropriate way.  But when she showed up on the red carpet with that fried bird's nest on top of her head I thought, "here we go again!"  We want the old Drew back!!!!

I burn and nag completely out of love and admiration for most everyone on the list!  For you others... you make it just too easy!  Happy Friday the 13th!!!! Oh don't worry, I'll be going to work on the 13th floor which of course has a broken mirror.  Touche my friends Touche!